jumex:

‪anybody else want to sit in a big bowl of rice like a wet iPhone ‬

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

there was one other flash website aimed at girls that i definitely experienced but can’t find the name of, it had like a fairy girl with an animated opening intro of her backstory and from my recollection focused more on a virtual pet/tamagotchi-ish mechanics instead of like makeover games. and the fairy girl was also just kinda there. i’m wondering if it’s one of the more obscure ones or something since i’ve looked at dozens of “20 Totally Nostalgic Websites Aimed At Girls That You Probably Played On And Are Nostalgic For” lists and not seen it…

christ i didn’t know song that i’ve vaguely had in the back of my head all this time from the opening of My Scene: Jammin’ in Jamaica (2004) is actually a real song and it’s just a cover but i guess that’s fair enough because the first google result for the fuzz’s spontaneous combustion just brings up the my scene wiki lmao

switch:

I FORGOT IT WAS CALLED MY SCENE IM PRETTY SURE I STILL OWN ONE OF THE DVDs

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90% positive this thing is still in my home somewhere

I FORGOT IT WAS CALLED MY SCENE IM PRETTY SURE I STILL OWN ONE OF THE DVDs

sailorbrazil:

wish i could crush this and snort it

pissvortex:

ratguzzler:

pissvortex:

i feel like you physically could not attack an orangutan like if you tried they would just look you in the eyes and a wave of inhuman calmness would wash over you

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orangutan got him

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orangutan got him

switch:

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WHO wrote this

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the way this letter is written like kinda implies someone else in stardew valley is Also on the hunt for a dilf bachelor…? who is it. who’s my rival. who wrote this.

runofthemillsocialist:

We are closest to God when we are peeling potatoes.